Day 42:

Well it was another milestone for me today. I graduated from the newborn diapers to size 1. It’s official, I think I’m getting old. I’m going through some kind of 1/75th life crisis. All of a sudden I want to get something pierced or tattooed. The problem is you need your parents permission when you’re this young and somehow that defeats the purpose. I’m thinking about getting one of those souped up, Japanese sports strollers, and maybe cruise by the maternity ward to pick up some younger chicks. Speaking of size 1 diapers, I think I just filled mine. Time to get Mom’s attention. 

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