Day 51:
Well that should do it. I’m all potty trained today. Now I know this may sound like a shock to you adults, but to all the infants out there, they know exactly what I’m talking about. Yeah, sure I could let my parents know when I needed to go to the bathroom and I could hold it, but I’ve got a good thing going here. I can poop whenever I want, pee whenever I want and someone else has to clean it up. Think about how awesome that is. Why would I want to give that up? So I pretend like there’s nothing I can do about it, and every now and then, I pee on them just to reinforce it. Maybe when I’m a little older I’ll let them know just so they can save some money on diapers and buy me a car in about 15 years.
Tags: peeing on people, potty training
March 21st, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Yeah, I act like I’m potty trained too just so they put me in big boy underpants and then I throw them a curve ball and poop in them. Its really fun. ANd when you get to go in the big boy potty you can hold it for days first like I do, then clog it with your giant poo. And if you’re lucky, while you try to poop that massive poo out, your mom will tell you stories about a poop (name Mr. Poopy) that grows arms and legs and tries to give you hugs. Its so funny I almost laughed my butt right off the potty!!