Day 62:

Phew, what a day. Yesterday was my 2 month birthday and, as if that wasn’t enough of a milestone, my parents decided to kick me out! No, not out of the house. What are you thinking, I’m a BABY! They kicked me out of their room. I was in a little bassinet at the foot of their bed, but last night I fell asleep and next thing I know, I’m awake in my very own room. This place is pretty sweet, let me tell ya. It’s got pictures of Disney™ characters and a bunch of mouse ears all over the place like polka-dots….is it polka-dots or poka-dots? I don’t know, I’m just a baby….cut me some slack.

Anyway, long term plans involve knocking out the back wall to make room for a plasma and maybe some sort of jetted-tub in the back corner. I’d also like to get a fridge with one of those water dispensers, except instead of water I’d hook it up so it gave me milk. My goal is to get on MTV cribs…by the way, that crib slang really threw me for a few days.

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